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by Norm Breyfogle

All in the Family

Whack

Fermented Spirits

Now

Lexus

Kathy

Hoo-ha!

The Daring Young Drafter

Comeback

Judy-sweet

Icarus

Spider's Dance

Christ in my Heart

Phoenix

Secret

Merry Krismiss

Politics

Hug

Freezing

Ketosis

Batman

King Id

Steppin' In

Self Unbanned

Happy Birthday

Ding Dong

Spank Your Monkey

Supreme Identity

Contrary Trees

Defiance

Today be a Birthday

Freak Advice

Ala Yoda

The Cartoonist

Unrequited

Propoganda Day

Chain of Pain

Mastery

Limericks

Balls

Times

Bend, Don't Break

Viceroy!

Nowhere

The Drunk

Jip

Spotless

Grey Goo

No Choice

Allowance

Lulu

Monkey Dick Wine

Samadhi Found

Gently

Lisa

Janke

'Fi were Pope

Heaven

Luny Dance

Comedians

Netzer Returns

Grist for her Mill

Thanksgiving

System Shocks

Pyramid of Death

Truth

Fermata

Muse

The Daring Young Drafter
(Sung to the tune of “That Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze”)

Oh, he swings through Diablo as cool as the breeze;
that daring young drafter treats supports like trapeze!
One hand on an S-6, legs dangling free,
sketching “as-builts” to a count of three.

All the welders admire his courage;
he does things Batman wouldn’t dare.
His wages would feign choke a cobra,
but he risks his neck high in the air!

Now he’s in containment - seventy feet high -
handspringing on one-inch conduits ... oh, my!
He won’t use a ladder, a scaffold, or belt;
if DYING he won’t call for help!

He’s mad! He’s insane! He’s crazy!
He laughs at us safe on the floor!
Missing a grab won’t disturb him;
injuries make him lust for more!

Working ten hours a day, sleeping three hours a night;
the rest of his time’s spent day-dreaming of flight.
He’s a working-man artist, the fool’s zany peer:
glorious, exuberant and weird!

Claustrophobia? Ha! It inspires him!
One foot tall spaces yield just like that!
The hairs on his skin wriggle strong with his will;
thus he crawls lying flat on his back!

Sadly but truly, living can’t last;
people who live madly die very fast.
He once was a drafter, now he’s a god ...
in a graveyard with a shattered bod!

 

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